Goofy Guitar Face in Five Easy Steps

So, you want to bust out the goofy guitar face but you’re not sure how. Not a problem. Here’s what you do:

1. Grab a guitar. If you don’t have a guitar, a tennis racket or cardboard wrapping paper tube will work.
2. Think of a food you can’t stand. For me, eggplant does the trick.
3. Imagine yourself eating that food — lots and lots of it.
4. Your tongue should be sticking out at this point; if not, go ahead and do that.
5. Shake your head vigorously, as a cat would shake a rat.

Voila, goofy guitar face:

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